Donald Trump Says He Saw the Dancing Israelis on 9/11, Mistakes Them for Muslims

That is my The Onion title. That must be what Trump meant, when he said he saw “Arabs” dancing on 9/11 in New Jersey. Actually there WERE people dancing in NJ on 9/11, “celebrating” and “high-fiving.” They turned out to be Israeli Mossad agents, who had camcorders pointed at the towers even BEFORE the first hit.

Could it be The Donald, bless his heart, got a little mixed up in his reading and this is what he was recalling? But there being a war on terr’ and all, it makes more sense politically if they were Muslims!  Isn’t what gets the big applause?  Well shoot Muslims it is now.

Fox News

The New York Times reported Thursday that a group of five men had set up video cameras aimed at the Twin Towers prior to the attack on Tuesday, and were seen congratulating one another afterwards.

History Commons:

The FBI will later conclude at least two of the five are Mossad agents and that all were on a Mossad surveillance mission. The FBI interrogates them for weeks. [Forward, 3/15/2002] They are held on immigration violation charges, but will be released 71 days later (see November 20, 2001). [ABC News, 6/21/2002]


Kurzberg brothers in the studio audience, “We were there to document the event.”

Author: Publius

Publius is a political writer residing in the United States. He writes for major online journals and news-opinion sites.

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